Bring me two piña coladas, one for each hand.
Let’s set sail with Captain Morgan, but we never leave dry land.
I hate being pressured to drink. If I don’t feel like drinking then I shouldn’t have to drink at all. Apparently if I’m not drinking, I’m not cool. I have no problem with having a good time and I love too once in a while but not tonight. I’m getting over being sick and I wish people would understand that… Ugh.